Scurt dictionar

ABUZ= (Om) fara buze
APOI= apa mare
BIZAR=zar dublu
MACEL= mac mic
MICROSCOP= scop marunt
SOIOS= de soi
INVIORAT = Prevazut cu vioara
INFOCARE = transformare in foca
IMPRASTIERE = rezultatul procesului prin care betivii se fac prastie
GHINIOANE = varianta moldoveneasca pentru ardelenescul "Bine, Ioane"
LESINA = pe unde merge "le tren"
MERITORIU = teritoriul ocupat de livada de meri
RATEU = pateu din carne de ratza
SCARABEU = cetatean ce locuieste la bloc, la scara a doua; din aceeasi familie de cuvinte se cunosc scaraceu si scaradeu.
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie
TZURTZUR = Sunetul soneriei, iarna
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe

Watching football

I've been watching football (soccer) more than usual this week. This is how Romanians watch football: when and how they can.
This seems to be a great metaphor for downloading stuff illegally from the Internet: you can, it's free then why shouldn't you? It's just the way people think. The few people having paid for the seats are just the anomalies that download their music from iTunes. Hmmm, maybe there are more anomalies in some places than others...

Blogging resumed

Blogging is really hard :)) You have to have the right mood, or else you put crap online. I should write about this more seriously.

Drinking and driving

Looking for a woman

The brain

Expensive brain

A surgeon discovers a brilliant new technique through which he can do a brain transplant. Preliminary announcements assume that a male brain will be sold for 100$ while a female brain will go for 1 mil. $ Women all over the world are happy to have finally proven their superiority, everywhere you can see women making fun of men for being stupid...
The press finally gets the chance to ask the scientist why this huge difference between a male and female brain. The surgeon answers:
"Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a woman's brain?"

Banc cu blonde

La semafor, 2 smecheri intr-o masina striga dupa o blonda:
- Pisi, pisi... da' ce mananci tu de esti asa frumoasa?
Blonda:
- Banii, la fraieri ca voi!

Turkish people on life

Turks have three sayings:

1. Greet every old man on the street - you never know which one might be your father
2. Make love to your wife at sunrise - you have the certainty to be the first one that day
3. When you get home, beat your wife - you don't know why, she knows why.
   

Enter

Haven't yet decided what language this blog should be in... so, English it is. Its purpose is that people can enjoy stuff that gets shown to me, or that I find interesting. Mainly funny stuff I guess. Or maybe it's just a personal archive :)

So, to mark my entry, the topic for today will be doorways.